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“After having friends over my roommate and I were watching tv when we noticed Loki, my roommates dog starts flipping out in his corner. He couldn’t control his muscles so he would twitch. This guy loves to get into things. After investigating we established that he had went into one of our friends bag and ate his rice krispie treat filled with marijuana. After contacting our veterinarian friends we knew it was just a waiting game. We kept careful watch on him for the next 20 hours. The next morning he was still high and able to walk, by that evening he was back to normal running around. And today he is back to getting into things again, guess he didnt learn his lesson.”


Elite Daily Humor Writer Connor Toole, is almost 7 feet tall, has an ill-fitting suit and a beard he didn’t trim enough, so we figured he’d fit right in with the players nervously awaiting their fates. To test this theory, he braved the 15-minute walk from his apartment to the arena to see if he could convince people he was part of this class of untapped potential. The Utah Jazz may not have actually used their second-round pick to take him 42nd in the draft, but that’s the lie we told as many people as possible in New York City last night. Most of them even believed us.